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Best in Class

by Scandal Jenner

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We all make mistakes And there’s a few I’m glad I made: I know I said I didn’t want fries But I’ve got a glass of Coke And ice cream on the side I know I said I’d die alone But I’m still standing here And kicking it at home Yes we all make mistakes, And you’re one I’m glad I made Oh, what you do to me When you’re true to me Feels so new to me Oh, I can finally see What you mean to me It’s so clear to me I know I said that we’d just be friends But friends don’t stay at home All cuddled up in bed I know I said we wouldn’t last long But it’s been four years And we’re still going strong Yes we all make mistakes, And you’re one I’m glad I made Oh, what you do to me When you’re true to me Feels so new to me Oh, I can finally see What you mean to me It’s so clear to me
2.
Choke 02:33
I saw you Saturday morning You wore a blue collared shirt You asked my name and my number And took my picture for good measure You took my hand without warning And suddenly the whole world changed My tongue was tied and I couldn't speak I don't wanna come on too strong But I think about you all the time No, I don't believe in heaven But you're in my prayers every night Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you happy to see me? Yes, that’s a gun in your pocket. I think you're happy to see me. I don't wanna come on too strong But I think about you all the time No, I don't believe in heaven But you're in my prayers every night Our time is gonna come, If not in this life, then maybe the next one Our time is gonna come, And when it does I’m gonna fucking see you Burn Burn in hell Fascist pig Suck my dick And burn Rot in pieces Fucking bastard Suck my dick I don't wanna come on too strong But I think about you all the time No, I don't believe in heaven But you're in my prayers every night Burn Burn in hell Fascist pig Suck my dick And burn Rot in pieces Fucking bastard Suck my dick Your time is gonna come
3.
You’ve got to check your fucking glasses If you think you’re bigger than the masses Just because you’re upper-middle classes Doesn’t mean we gots to kiss your asses But I’d kick your visages You raging misogynists You trying hard fascists Fuck your feelings, I don’t give a rat’s ass You’ve had enough, well, I’ve come for more A second round on this killing floor Why you acting brand new? We’ve done this before Screaming, “Marcos, Hitler, Diktador, Tuta!” Can’t defend our fucking shores With your precious military force This ain’t democracy, it’s war Terrorizing the helpless and the poor
4.
Look at you, In your swanky-ass sports car That I could only dream to touch. I only drive A hand-me-down sedan That I fill with the cheapest gasoline At half-tank. Who needs a Lamborghini cruisin’ through EDSA, And by “cruisin’” I mean goin’ 25. I bet you think you’re really fly, don’t you, rich guy, Bet you worked hard day and night just for that trust fund, baby. So get your CCTVs off my back, And tell your guards to get off my fuckin’ track. Hey, mister, I’ve got no shit to give you, Just take your hands right out my pocket. Hey, mister, I really wouldn’t miss you, In fact, I’d tell you to go suck it. Don’t tell me just follow the rules and keep my head down — Between the two of us, I’ve not got much to lose. Now, I’m not usually the one to make thinly-veiled threats No offense, but I’m really down to chop some heads So get your CCTVs off my back, And tell your guards to get off my fuckin’ track. Hey, mister, I’ve got no shit to give you, Just take your hands right out my pocket. Hey, mister, I really wouldn’t miss you, In fact, I’d tell you to go suck it. Get your CCTVs off my back, And tell your guards to get off my track. If I’m a criminal, then you’re Al Capone, So leave me be ‘cause I don’t like your fuckin’ tone. Hey, mister, I’ve got no shit to give you, Just take your hands right out my pocket. Hey, mister, I really wouldn’t miss you, In fact, I’d tell you to go suck it. Hey, mister! Sorry, mister! Hey, mister, I keyed your fucking car. Hey, mister! Sorry, mister! No, mister, I don’t know who you fucking are.
5.
Our House 03:20
Our house isn’t our house But it’s heart enough To call this place a home. I don’t remember much, Because I’m just a babe I only see it in photos. Our house is a wide house With a front yard and a Back yard for our dogs. My siblings climb the wall next door To go hang with friends While I stay at home. It rains yellow flowers From the narra tree Right outside the gate. Someone tries to break in But my grandpa’s ghost Chases ‘em away. Our house is a tall house And next door we got School mates and a Buddy. I make art projects With coffee and all kinds of beans In our small half-garage. Our house is a big house And it’s big enough for Four banana trees. It’s got three rooms that we never use And filled with books We’ve cracked open only once. It gets bigger, a little, Every passing year, As we get older and fewer. The outside is calling But I can’t leave the place I’ve called Home for fifteen years. Our house isn’t our house Our house is a wide house Our house is a tall house Our house is a big house

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released September 16, 2021

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Scandal Jenner Philippines

Is a solo artist based somewhere in (a) country. Their debut record, Best in Class, follows in the wake of their non-musical exploits, which include strangling a polar bear with their bare hands (it was self-defense) and possible acts of aggressive shoplifting.

According to prophecy (i.e. Quiapo), they're the reincarnation of famed milk salesman, Max Stirner (Stirn/er pronouns please) and
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